hockey. hockey's our game. but really, it's more...
that horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
-carbomb: Set Your Goals- Work In Progress
suckittalbo: kanersgonnakane: aww haha
The best advice that I have to give is to surround yourself with people that...– John O’Callaghan. (via spooninloverstea)
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
lovebyourside: mynameisdeanna: mylifebelikeooh: if your shower is cold when the turning lights turns red before you could go when your mom calls you if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds exactly. every time.
‘Cause sometimes, that mountain you’ve been climbing is just a grain of sand....– Carrie Underwood - So small (via quote-book)
That awkward moment when you're smiling at your...
andallthingswillend: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
pensjacketskunitz: a terrible disease that causes the infected person to fall in love with hockey. this disease will stay with you the rest of your life. it will wipe out your bank account, cause you to fall in love with many older men you might never meet, and causes random mood swings. once you go hockey, you can never go back.
When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough...– Marilyn Monroe (via quote-book)
lovealwaystina: My theme song circa 2005. You...
Did it hurt
penisexplosion-: when you fell down the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
-spacemonkey: imaginarymoshi: cjschu: Jesus...
Dad: get me an extra large diet coke.
Me: no. Suck my dick.
Dad: did you just..? Did you really just tell me to suck your dick? -laughs-
Dad: bitch, I just gave you 10 bucks. Buy it or don't eat.
Me: yeah, let's see you chase me for the money. Pffffft.
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they...– Andy Warhol (via disc-2-says-more-about-you)
261. "See you tomorrow" can be the most comforting...
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...– Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.– Thomas Stephen Szasz (via quote-book)